Hire a Daddy
From consulting, relationship advice, handyman/homeowner projects, painting, parenting, lawn care, writing, photography, gambling lessons, outdoor grilling, sports, money management and investment, social media marketing, kink/lifestyle advice, party/outing planning (including life's big moments), how to find the significant other you really want, and general advice from someone almost half a century old who has done all these things well for others. Why hire a father when you can hire a Daddy?
Need your pool water tested or drains unclogged? Hire a Daddy
We are licensed, but you don't need to be to do these incredibly simply things or teach you how. We can help with almost anything, just ask and we will find a solution. Lawncare, smart home functionality, pest control, animal care and setup. Our daddies can do a lot.
Can't choose the right paint color?
We can get you samples and the insight to make an informed and exciting decision. Including the finish.
Writing that would make Poe wet, and photography that would make Hef blush
Do you need something written to grab someone's attention? Let us be your Cyrano. Do you need to capture a moment, a person, or scene on film? Hire a Daddy.
We make this look inappropriate, it's not.
Nothing nefarious going on here. We do have a business license from the state of Illinois. We just had this idea first.
Are you ready to consult with a Daddy?
We use a simple flat $35 fee for any consultation. This is a Daddy coming out to your home or a public meeting spot to discuss what you need help with. Remote consultations are also available. Can we do it all? Almost, but if we can't we know a Daddy who can and will find you help.
Collaborative services available.
Sometimes you just need someone else to do it for you. That's what Daddies are for. Hire a Daddy today.
Our Daddies currently serve the greater Chicagoland area and Northeastern Illinois. We also serve Wisconsin and Indiana for special circumstances and an additional fee.